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CHORUS
You're not invited! ('Vited!)
To my party! (Party!)
You're not invited! And I'm not sorry.
YEAH
(HORNS)
OH NO. OH NO NO NO NO.
There'll be eggnog and gingerbread
Presents with bows on them
Stockings as stuffed as your mom (OH NO)
The fire is cracklin and inside we're laughin
And inside we're cozy and warm
You're walkin from the sidewalk comin' up to the porch
And this is what we say when you knock on that door
CHORUS
We're opening presents,eating stuffing and pheasants
And flank steak as big as your mom
We'll be trimming the tree and we'll be ice skating
On an ice rink as wide as your mom
OH YEAH
You'll see lights and fog and music creepin' under the door
We'll tell you again like we told you before
CHORUS
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If I Were Christmas
01:12
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If I were Christmas I'd have a tree... in me!
If I were Christmas I'd deck the halls with boughs of holly
But I'm not Christmas
I'm just a man
I can't be Christmas
I never can
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Santa's Beard
01:16
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The most amazing guy, the most amazing guy...
M, A, G, I, C!
Who's that comin' down the chimney?
Who's that eatin' all my cookies?
Who's that bearded man who's wearing red?
(With the crown of thorns on his head?)
Who's that crossin' off the naughty?
If you've got decorations gaudy
He's got a real nice swimmer's body
And it sure as hell ain't Santa Claus-y
Don't forget the MAGIC
The M-A-G-I-C...
THE MOST AMAZING GUY IS CHRIST
Mejor que santa, mucho mas bello
Mas con barbas, mas magico
Superior a la Santa en todos los sentidos
Christo Magico
Who's that leaving me some gifts?
Who can hear my every wish?
As long as I am not selfish
And on my car I keep the sign of the fish
Who's that in that funny cap?
I'd line up to sit in his lap
All my gifts he will unwrap
He's a martyr and a real nice chap
Don't forget the MAGIC
The M-A-G-I-C...
THE MOST AMAZING GUY IS CHRIST
Mejor que santa, mucho mas bello
Mas con barbas, mas magico
Superior a la Santa en todos los sentidos
Christo Magico
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Eight Days is Not Enough
02:03
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Eight days is not enough... I wanna eat more latkes and stuff
Light up them candles and bless the lord
I said them blessings gotta say some more
Honey c'mon c'mon
Hannukah'mon kah'mon
I said YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Don't blow out those lights- I want more crazy nights
I wanna keep playing the dreidel
Keep it spinning til I get Gimel
Hannukah- not THROUGH with YA!
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
(Rabbis playing clarinet)
Eight days is not enough... I wanna eat more latkes and stuff
Light up them candles and bless the lord
I said them blessings gotta say some more
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
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O Holy Night
02:46
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Snow! Snow! Snow!
00:32
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Silver Bells
01:28
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Animal Planet
02:52
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Frankincense and Myrrh
03:35
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